Only Fern

1) I really should have lived in the mid-70's 2) I'm a sucker for a big yellow horse 3) I may never move freely again 4) I strongly dislike living in a maze of boxes

I'm hot. I'm tired. I'm ugly. I have 1/2 a living room left to vacuum and I'm done @ Westcreek Lane....and my darn vacuum just started smoking and died...

You know that last pass through a house as you move out?? That one that has you throwing whatever in the same box just to get the hell out of there?? I have that box...it contains a set of knives, 2 dowel rods dog toys, febreeze, kneehighs, a slip (who wears those anymore (besides apparently me) anyways?), coat hangers.... Lord help me!!!! Please God bring me a husband so I never have to do this all alone again. After today, NO MORE HEAVY LIFTING.

Just read the funniest thing.... "Vegans complaining about hotdogs is like Amish complaining about gas prices."

Why can't I ever get to fly next to someone famous or facinating or an empty seat?!

I just saw myself @ 90... BIG teased hair. Sequined jacket. Full make up. Pink pants. Red shoes and bag.

Man (~40yrs) in business suit w/ faux hawk...hmmmm...